SHRIEK! Happy Tweetin' Birthday, Nick Jonas!

Twitter is the new fan mail—which is totally awesome, because nowwe all get to giggle at the embarrassing, TMI-filled missives that you blast to your idols. (Breathlessly awaiting the day someone learns how to program perfume and stickers.) That's why yesterday's microblog mailbag gave us such particular cheer: in case you missed the HUGE news that the U.S. has abandoned its nuclear missile defense shield Nick Jonas turned 17, Twitter went bonkers with birthday well-wishing of an, shall we say, incredibly enthusiastic variety. Excerpts:

The Panty-Throwers:

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The Jealous Haters:

" --belovednewo in Raleigh, N.C.

" —senshi v

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The Hilarious Non Sequiturs:

." —puddingrox_21 in Canada

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