Hypothetical Lectures Lil B May Deliver at the University of Florida

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Recording artist Lil B performs onstage during the 2015 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival on April 10, 2015, in Indio, California. Fraser Harrison/Getty

On Wednesday, cat fancier, rapper and motivational speaker Lil B announced on Instagram that he'll be delivering an "extremely rare" lecture at the University of Florida on February 18. Though Lil B has graced the likes of New York University, Carnegie Mellon and MIT in the past due to his specialization "in the progression of the human race," he promised via Twitter that the lucky handful of attendees will not only be in store for dropped knowledge but will also "be apart [sic] of history!!!"

Complex noted that back in October the University of Florida's football team tweeted a thank-you to Lil B after he followed the school, coupled with an invitation to "come on down to the #swamp at any time." Lil B replied "will do go gators sports," and now he's following through on that promise.

Lil B is known for his millions of manual follows and inspirational tweets about self-love, but what can eager, "based" students expect at the University of Florida lecture? Here's a rundown of topics Lil B might address in Gainesville next week.

If he is, in fact, the Based God, or if he answers to a deity called the Based God

How to ensure that your romantic interest is not a clone

GIRLS BEFORE YOU PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN A GUY MAKE SURE HES NOT A CLONE, THERE ARE SOME OF THE BEST CLONES OUT TODAY GUYS VICE VERSA - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) September 11, 2012

Personal theories on why the birds are so smart

The birds are so smart, under the bridge where nobody else can go but them, Speaking to each other and singing through the day. - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) February 4, 2016

Who are we, really?

HONESTLY I START GETTING WERIED OUT ABOUT LIFE WHEN I REALLY STARE AT BUGS AND CRABS AND INSECTS IT MAKES ME THINK WHAT AM I? - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 16, 2012

The perils of partying "to get high on drugs" instead of partying "because you are alive"

Party because you are alive don't party to get high on drugs - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) February 6, 2016

Stephen Hawking

Lil B - Stephen Hawking *Music Video* https://t.co/qPshvrBUfj - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) January 31, 2016

Money: Is it worth dying for?

i want u to take a hard look at the doller bill in your hand,
stare at it,
and really ask is this what the people are dying for? - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 26, 2012

Respecting the city of Sacramento

Sacramento i respect you - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) July 21, 2012

Why Madonna is the only woman who understands Lil B

THE ONLY WOMAN THAT PROBLY UNDERSTANDS ME IS MADONNA,
LOVE U BOO - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 28, 2012

The beauty of life, which resembles flowers blossoming from the ground

Wow life is beautiful, life is just like the flowers that grow from the ground - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) February 10, 2016

Moving through the world having the spirit of a dog and the personality of a cat

I got the spirit of a dog and personailty of a cat - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) September 7, 2012

Why Honda Subarus, Nissans trump high-rollers like Benz, Bentley and Maserati

We love it we still drive Honda Subaru nissian all that and the girls love it fuck Benz fuck bentley fuck rolls and Maserati - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) February 3, 2016

Rising above the working class struggle

How to conjure hexes and curses, like the ones he put on James Harden, Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant

Kevin durant is so cursed by "The BasedGod" why would he shoot the ball that far away? And Westbrook? Keep letting him shoot lol - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) February 7, 2016

How you too can be a part of the skating lifestyle and culture without skating

Rip Dave Mirra bmx legend shouts out to all the bmx riders and skateboarders I don't skate but Im apart of the lifestyle and culture - lil b

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) February 5, 2016

Staying positive

OTHER HUMANS DONT DESERVE TO BE IN PAIN, FROM SICKNESS AND DISESE,
IT MAKES ME SAD TO SEE OTHER HUMANS HURT, I LOVE YOU KEEP GOING - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) October 4, 2012

Farting as violence against the self

WHOEVER HIDES FARTING IS A TRUE SUCKA CUZ REALLY U END UP HRUTING YOUR INSIDES YOU DUMB ASS LOL - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 15, 2012

Curbing the mass outbreaks of disease and chemical warfare

U no what's crazy every so couple years we have mass outbreaks of desiese and chem warfare.. rember the anthrax and mad cow days - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 27, 2012

Stay out of trouble so you can vote in the upcoming election!

make sure you dont commit any crimes or felonys so you can vote for the president you want to choose, I LOVE YOU - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) September 8, 2012

What the answers to life are

Watch as the birds fly together, the answers to life are right in front of us - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) February 1, 2016