Talk The Talk

NEXT TIME TIDDLES LOOKS IN need of a pick-me-up, ask him: "Mow bRuh birr iow marr?" That's catspeak for "Milk or canary?" So says Alexandra Sellers, who claims she can help cat owners communicate better with their pets. Her book, "Spoken Cat," coming out in London next month, offers a beginner's guide to alleged feline lingo:Maaa: Cut that out! MupRup m"mow birr birr bra: Bring me some cream. Ma" ruh maowpirp rrow nrow moh row muh mow miaow: Foolish humans. They believe anything cats say.