100 Percent Wrong
A semi-regular column that takes the bold, contrarian position, and says the things that need to be said about Jimmy Fallon, excessive showering and more.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About: 'Get Off My Lawn!'
If your best comeback to a baby boomer is "Get Off My Lawn," your argument is probably lacking.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Football
Put the sport back in the oven until it's done cooking.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Steak Tartare
There's no culinary pleasure as purely meaty and "treaty" as steak tartare.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About 'Africa'
Generalizing about a continent hurts more than just feelings.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Blockbusters
It's not that remakes aren't getting worse; it's that the originals just weren't very good.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Mondays
There's no reason you should start your week pissed off.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Critical Thinking
The buzz phrase of education reformers has nothing to do with the crisis in U.S. classrooms.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Bob Dylan
Contrary to what critics may say, Bob Dylan is a great singer… better, in fact, than Christina Aguilera.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Shark Week
Should real sharks die so that fake Megalodon might live? Discovery seems cool with it.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Premixed Cocktails
Fancy drinks in bottles aren't just for winos anymore.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Math Scores
American schools don't suck because of STEM classes; they suck because nobody learns how to write.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About: Privacy
Break your gadgets if you want to keep Facebook, Twitter and Google from handing over your information.
You're 100 Percent Wrong About Jimmy Fallon
The Fallon Fallacy: Jimmy cracks corn every night, racking up YouTube views and Facebook likes with his schtick, but the talk is cheap.
