It's time for Americans to adopt a European-style culture of drinking that promotes responsibility and civilized sobriety.
Health chiefs say both men and women should drink no more than 14 units of alcohol a week.
Poison control centers are reporting a rise in the number of calls involving young people who ingest the antibacterial gel to get drunk.
In Virginia it's illegal to mix beer and spirits in a cocktail. In Utah, mixologists must work behind a curtain.
Over the last decade, binge drinking by women increased more than seven times the rate among men.
The new South Korean report found that as many as five cups of coffee a day were beneficial.
The 81-year-old Supreme Court Justice admitted in a recent interview she was not "100 percent sober" at the event.
"Our parliament is not a pub, it is a workplace," declared the Victoria Labour leader