The "Home Alone" actor's other options included "SharkWeek" and "Publicity Stunt."
No one knows for sure what this videos says, but they certainly think they do.
He'd been using the medication for more than a decade, but only recently began to have strange side effects.
Tinnitus can include not just ringing in the ears, but buzzing, hissing, whistling, swooshing or clicking.
Eleven letters written by the Captain Kirk actor will be auctioned.