When asked to estimate the size of her pet dog, Heard described it as a "brick" and a "cube."
The United States Postal Inspection Service has launched a federal criminal investigation in response to the unwanted deliveries.
"I was upset, I was disgusted, I feel like I was violated," said victim Shirley Wright-Johnson.
The family said they found "foul smelling droplets" all over their back porch and believed it was human waste that had fallen out of an airplane lavatory.
Device mounted to a toilet incorporates test strips and video cameras and recognizes the user by fingerprint and "distinctive features" on their anus.
A police report said hospital staff found fecal matter on the victim's skin and her body was in a fetal position because she had not moved for so long. Evidence suggested she had not been washed in weeks.
The children's father, Robert Preston, was arrested and charged with child-endangerment.
"This sure is a fancy napkin," the customer thought when he first opened his order.
Pet owners who commit three offenses may be forced to find new living arrangements for their dogs.
The company apologized and claimed the mess was made by an "ill service animal."
It was as gross as it sounds.
The parasite infects a staggering 30-50% of the world's population.
The woman reportedly took matters into her own hands after being told she could not use the restroom.
Joe Scarborough said Trump has no great plan behind bringing in Giuliani.
The ancient stools provide insights into parasitism, diet and subsistence patterns of past populations.
These scientists are sticking to paper towels.
"I've never seen anything like it," Perkins Township Assistant Chief Vince Donald said.
Residents say the 10 million pounds of human waste has left the town smelling like dead bodies.
Hippocrates described unidentified parasitic worms in his medical texts 2,500 years ago. Ancient human poop just revealed which ones.
The parasitic worms were found in decomposed matter recovered from the surface of pelvic bones.