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The two Florida men have since been charged with aggravated assault, according to local law enforcement.

The 40-year-old was arrested on Saturday after a bizarre police chase, officers say, just months after he allegedly jumped into a swamp to escape deputies.

The Florida man reportedly jumped into a nearby river and tried to swim away when he lost his shorts.

With slurred speech and wobbly balance, Officer Oscar Mayorga said he was heading to work and initially denied drinking that day.

"Chickens die every day, people—at Churches, Popeyes, Kentucky Fried Chicken," said James Nix, who hit the rooster with a steel pole.

First responders on Saturday were able to locate the man's hand and bring it to the hospital where he had already been taken for treatment.

The victim told police he had a good relationship with his attacker and knew him for several years.

Nehemiah Lamar Harden is best known for his 2020 single "Beat Box," which peaked at number 12 on the Billboard Hot 100 Charts.

"I still can't believe it," the lottery winner said. "This is life-changing, but I'm definitely getting Ivy a new kennel!"

The Florida Keys fisherman has been charged with animal cruelty.

According to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office, the suspect, Ronald Williams, was unable to start the jet ski, but he tried to float away on it anyway.

Experts say the chances of a Florida resident being seriously injured from an unprovoked alligator attack being roughly 1 in 3.1 million

The man allegedly hit the delivery truck head-on and the two individuals inside the truck sustained minor injuries.

Suspect Mark Francioni surrendered after a terrifying seven-hour standoff holding his partner at gunpoint in Palm Coast City last week.

Only 26 fatalities from alligator attacks have been reported in Florida in the last 74 years, with the most recent one occurring in 2019.

A man who threw a cup of hot coffee over a 76-year-old man making him wait to pay in a store is facing assault charges after punching the older man, police say.

The 33-year-old man told police where to find the animal's remains after a physical altercation with his father.

A Florida father has been arrested for stabbing his 22-year-old daughter to death when she intervened in a fight he was having with her boyfriend, police say.

A video recorded by the woman captured part of the man's lewd onboard behavior, according to a DOJ statement Sunday.

Preliminary reports indicate a tiger was being fed by a handler when an unauthorized employee entered the enclosure and was attacked.

Melvin Ray Wilcox learned the two were in a relationship — and his body was later found in the trunk of a car.

The man said the meth he bought did not produce the desired effect and he wanted the dealer arrested. Instead, he was.

The vehicle's front blade was reportedly too high for the driver to see the porta-potty before it was crushed.

"You just can't make this stuff up!!" Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey said.

"He's still probably not even the weirdest dude at the DMV on that given day," one Redditor commented.

Brandon White, 22, was arrested in Pinellas County, Florida, on multiple counts of lewd and lascivious acts with minors under age 16.

Bradford Weitzel claimed he stole the car in a "good faith effort" to find his own, police said.

The FBI reported 8,263 single-bias criminal incidents motivated by bias toward race, ethnicity, ancestry, religion, sexual orientation, disability and gender in 2020.

A 26-year-old cook has the same name and age as a man who alleged violated his probation on charges of grand theft and burglary.