"Benedict Arnold is one of my favorite breakfasts," Meyers reads from a book he jokes is written by Trump.
Last week five newspaper staffers were killed at work. Today the survivors are marching "to help Annapolis heal."
Experience the joy of being an American by spending your Wednesday quoting Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson.
True patriots don't fuel racist, religious or ethnic divisions. They aren't homophobic or sexist.
The Fourth of July, or Independence Day, is what Americans know best, but 14 other patriotic events occurred over the years on the same day.
"It's Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas."
There will be at least 27 naturalization ceremonies on the Fourth of July.
Demetrius Nathaniel Pitts allegedly revealed plans to an undercover agent.
New York, Pennsylvania and New Jersey expected to hit high temperatures this weekend, with increased humidity.
The Fourth of July brings hot dogs, apple pie, watermelon and gruesome fireworks injuries.
The document's fiery language of revolt against tyranny inflamed those who see Trump as an autocrat.
According to Donald Trump, "I can be more presidential than any president…except for Abraham Lincoln."
Only a third of Republicans think that one can criticize the president to non-Americans and still be considered an American patriot.
The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest has been defying the limits of the human body for over a century.
From fingers getting blown off, to dogs retrieving hands, to death.