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A woman in Greenville, South Carolina ranted at a police officer after she was pulled over while driving a vehicle decked out in posters and flags expressing opposition to COVID-19 testing.

As part of a wave of statue vandalism, one Miami church found a effigy of Jesus torn from its base with its head cut off, police are investigating.

"Let's please spread awareness and wake people up to the Christianophobic garbage," a petition on Change.org read about the upcoming film.

Almost one third of Black Americans believe that "white Jesus" should be removed from churches across the country, according to a new poll.

Shaun King called "Christian whiteness" both "violent" and "dangerous" after calling for the removal of light-skinned depictions of Jesus.

"Yes, I think the statues of the white European they claim is Jesus should also come down," Shaun King tweeted. "They are a form of white supremacy. Always have been."

"For us to not have services due to a virus would be for us to go against our extremely strong convictions of the power of God to protect," Awaken Church in Arkansas wrote in a Facebook post.

The ancient marble tablet warned grave robbers to say away from tombs.

"They think they are more moral and smarter than the rest of us," Jerry Falwell, the president of Liberty University, complained to Fox & Friends.

"During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats afforded this president in this process," Congressman Barry Loudermilk argued Wednesday.

Representative Barry Loudermilk said that Democrats were more unfair to Trump than Pilate was to Jesus Christ.

A Southern California Church put up a Nativity display that uses the religious symbolism of Jesus' birth to draw attention to the plight of migrants at the border.

Natalia Guerra allowed her two-day-old son to be burned alive after a cult's leader declared him the Antichrist.

The new comic by writer Ales Kot and artist Robert Sammelin is part of the upcoming slate from new publisher Artists Writers & Artisans.

"There's no, 'love the sinner, hate the sin,' it's just, you really are loved."

The chaplain for Paris' fire brigade also prayed for the dead and comforted the wounded during the city's 2015 attacks.

"Jesus is a superhero, not this superhero," said David Brody of the Christian Broadcast Network.

Jesus, according to the reverend, would then go on to remind Trump that he needs to repent for some sins instead of trying to hide them.

The show, available on Amazon Prime, also claims that aliens feature in the Tower of Babel story.

"I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about," Sanders said.

The principal sent a memo last year restricting Christmas-themed items in classrooms, stirring controversy.

The museum refused to take the art down, citing a slippery slope it would create for other censorship.

"I want it shut down because I can't wait for when Jesus comes back," says a C-SPAN caller.

"Merry Christmas everyone - here's to a holiday filled with happiness, family, and love for all people. (Including refugee babies in mangers + their parents.)" the Democratic congresswoman-elect wrote.

"May the blessings of the birth of Jesus usher peace and joy to all in 2019," Javad Zarif wrote on Christmas Eve.

"If you know your history and you know the story of the nativity scene then you don't see this as political because this is a reflection of Jesus's story he was a refugee."

It is thought the wise men were, in fact, very wise and mathematically adept astrologers.

But some restrictions still apply to when women missionaries can wear pants.

"Thank God that wall wasn't there, and thank God there wasn't an administration like this or [Jesus] would too have perished," said Representative Luis Gutiérrez.

"If you're not doing your best to show compassion for the poor, the weak, the sick and, yes, the immigrants then you are doing Christmas wrong! I don't care what the hell is on your Starbucks cup. Anyway, Jesus loves me and He hates Fox News. Bye!"