While millions of Americans don't take all of their vacation days, Trump is "hard at work not working," Kimmel joked.
"Orlando had planned this for a while," a Bloom source told People this month. "He wanted it all to be special."
The saga continues.
"She didn't dye eggs. The only thing she's been working on is an escape tunnel," Kimmel said.
It's a fake award ceremony responding to a fake awards ceremony. Meta.
There was at least one kid who was nice enough to say Trump had "cool hair."