Jimmy Kimmel Live!

While millions of Americans don't take all of their vacation days, Trump is "hard at work not working," Kimmel joked.

"Orlando had planned this for a while," a Bloom source told People this month. "He wanted it all to be special."

"Jimmy Kimmel should come to Slovenia and see how hard it is to speak another language," a Sevnica resident said.

The saga continues.

"She didn't dye eggs. The only thing she's been working on is an escape tunnel," Kimmel said.

No one wins when they spell like a "liberal, leftist dictionary."

Kimmel referenced everything from tiny orange hands to Stormy Daniels in a blistering opening monologue.

It's a fake award ceremony responding to a fake awards ceremony. Meta.

There was at least one kid who was nice enough to say Trump had "cool hair."