"If you could save the world, who would you rather sleep with?"
Did the White House really give Congress talking points to defend Trump?
"You can stand for a nation or you can stand for a hateful movement, but you can't do both. If you can't make the right choice, then I'm confident that the American voter will," Meyers said of Trump.
"I make the president feel good about himself," says a Trump lie come to life. "And sometimes I can even help him sell his policies to voters."
"Was this a mix-up, or conspiracy...a fix-up, or was Warren Beatty just blind?"
The president had a hilarious response to a tweet from @realDonaldTrump.
For those who want to laugh lest they cry about the state of American politics, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Samantha Bee and others take on the Republican National Convention.
The senator from Vermont is ready to take on Trump in a "big stadium" in California.