"My alibi is solid," she wrote, even though no one had accused her of releasing five zebras recently seen wandering around Washington, D.C.
The musician paid tribute to the visibly stunned father, who managed to turn the trick into something truly heartwarming.
Doesn't matter if her colleagues cough, say "hello," "good morning" or even "hi," Deb usually shrieks in response.
Social media users are joking about the Republican senator taking a vacation, following the backlash he faced for flying to Cancun during Texas' winter storm in February.
Internet users turned to Twitter as the social media network remained largely unaffected by the outage.
"I mean come on, man. Is the sun getting to you?" President Joe Biden asked a graduating class of Coast Guard cadets after they failed to laugh at his joke on Wednesday.
The clip of the juvenile saltwater crocodile floating in a tank has been watched more than 8 million times.
Twitter users were quick to jump on the Mark Johnson meme, including the sports anchor himself.
The #DogeDay hashtag is currently trending third on Twitter in the U.S., behind "Happy 420" and #420Day.
Taylor Swift's album includes re-recordings of hits such as "Love Story" and "You Belong With Me," as well as six previously unreleased songs.
Salty toothbrushes, cream cheese toothpastes and meatloaf cupcakes are some simple jokes parents can pull on their children.
The direct deposit stimulus payments are set to clear and be made available to bank account holders by 9 a.m. local time today.
The documentary tells the story of the last remaining Blockbuster rental store in Oregon, as well as the chain's downfall.
"About this QAnon Trump inauguration, did anyone check Four Seasons Total Landscaping?" said one Twitter user.
Belichick rejected the award following the riots last week which saw Trump supporters storm the Capitol.
Twitter users believe Jordan bears a resemblance to Beavis while Gaetz has been compared to Butt-Head.
"Fort Trump. Yeah, how about that? I like that. Yeah, let's change the name," the president joked at the Georgia rally.
"Finally it's Bing's time to shine," said comedian Nish Kumar, as smug Hotmail users gloated about their functioning email server.
Gamers are experiencing a number of glitches and crashes on the PS4 on 'Cyberpunk 2077''s release day.
Social media users are reacting to the news of an apparent federation of aliens by joking about the state of Earth.
Ossoff led the wave of jokes on Twitter, sharing an image of him gesturing to an empty podium, captioned with a chicken emoji.
The return of the McRib has also resurfaced viral videos of fans demonstrating how far they will go to get their hands on the sandwich.
People thought the picture of the sheep was hilarious with some claiming it looked like a former "The Voice" judge or a contender for the next NFL draft.
Many people debated whether Americans would be in favor of cancelling student debt, especially if they'd already paid off loans or didn't go to college.
The eldest Trump child tweeted a joke about how difficult the year's been, wondering if Friday the 13th would make it worse.
Gamers have been sharing their experiences of trying to buy the PS5 online on launch day at Best Buy, Target, and Walmart.
The book apparently made almost $100,000 from fans paying whatever amount they chose—and it all went to a variety of causes, according to Serrano.