Jokes

The former vice president put his arm around a young boy and said, "By the way, he gave me permission to touch him."

Pi Day was first celebrated at the San Francisco Exploratorium on March 14 (3/14) 1988—with the date chosen as a reference to the first digits of pi.

The former vice president has admitted that he's a "gaffe machine"—but will it hurt his chances in 2020?

By identifying these differences in humour between siblings, we are one step closer to understanding the role and function of shared humour in children's closest relationships.

The largely silent and distant Pence was quickly the subject of memes and jokes on Tuesday because, well, of course he was.

Lighten up the mood this Thanksgiving.

Lopez isn't the first to vandalize Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star.

The recording was released amid a backlash over Trump's border policy.

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders called Bee's comment "vile and vicious."

STDs came up on "Morning Joe" and things got uncomfortable.

"I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders … what's Uncle Tom for white women who disappoint other white women."

These Pi Day jokes are proof that math equals a lot more fun than it sounds.

The president cracked jokes about Kushner and Mike Pence.

"Imagine if there were trades in relationships. One day your wife is like, 'Honey, I kinda wanna f--k Jason now.'"

The documentarian said he would call the trial "Michael Moore Live From the Apocalypse."

"After the nuclear apocalypse, Trump is going to be the only one walking around, giving speeches to cockroaches," joked "The Daily Show" host.

"A special hello to hosts of other upcoming award shows who are watching me tonight like the first dog they shot into outer space."

What sound does a turkey with a limp make? Wobble, wobble.

Speaking at a Federalist Society event, he said, "Is Ambassador Kislyak in the room?"

The former presidential hopeful said she'd gladly trade places with Donald Trump.

Hopefully they don't "boo" you.

It gets better: Later this year, we also could have a Hurricane Hilary.

"White Nationalists" and "Alt-Right" supporters gather for rallies in D.C. to protest celebrities like Kathy Griffin and Johnny Depp 'joking' about violence against Trump.

The Russian president started with a comment about "American imperialism" causing Moscow's bad weather but soon got agitated by Kelly's line of questioning.

The president's been steady source material for late-night television, more than any other president in the last 25 years.

Colbert said he would change a few words that were "cruder than they needed to be."

Though it's usually a taboo topic, the president has made a habit of commenting on people's weight.

Children using self-defeating humor at the beginning of the school year were more likely to experience an increase in loneliness and symptoms of depression.

Comedian Larry Wilmore will host the annual press/politicians' dinner Saturday night.

A round-up of the best April Fools' jokes.