"If you get fired at Best Buy, they don't just let you steal a TV on the way out," Noah said on Monday's "The Daily Show."
The former presidential candidate has discussed how trying to keep warm at Joe Biden's inauguration led to him becoming a viral meme sensation.
"What QAnon members experienced yesterday was the equivalent of leaving cookies out for Santa and in the morning, finding them untouched," Kimmel said on Thursday night.
Jimmy Kimmel expressed his relief at the end of the Trump era on Wednesday's episode of "Jimmy Kimmel Live."
"There's reportedly a lucrative market for pardons," Colbert joked during his Monday night monologue, with the president reportedly due to pardon more than 100 people.
"Working for Trump and expecting to get paid is like having dinner with Chris Christie and expecting a doggie bag," Kimmel joked on Thursday night.
"Imagine that: you take part in one little insurrection to overthrow the United States government and suddenly you can't communicate, you can't fly on an airplane," Meyers said on Tuesday night.
"Have you had enough?" the late-night host asked, hitting out at the politicians who have enabled the president over the past four years.
"If my grandfather were alive today and saw the country he fought for today, he'd be disgusted," Fallon said on "The Tonight Show."
"The reason Biden didn't need big rallies is because people weren't going to vote for him, they were going to vote against you," said the comedian and late-night host.
"Turns out 2020 is dropping some bonus tracks," Colbert said on Monday, lambasting Trump's leaked phone call to Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger of Georgia.
"Full-Frontal" won't have commercials on Wednesday, but it will have plenty of gags designed to speak to Election Night jitters.
Scully's patient but curt responses led to the C-SPAN political editor earning the title on "Last Week Tonight."
"Schadenfreude," which translates to "enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others," was used frequently on Friday.
Whether he was playing the straight man to Mel Brooks in "The 2000 Year Old Man" or playing hilarious characters on The Dick Van Dyke show, Reiner was a comedic force.
Kimmel recently came under fire for a parody song where he used the n-word and sketches from "The Man Show," where he performed in blackface.
"You made the classic zombie-movie mistake. When you are in the house, and someone knocks on the door, you don't let that person in. It's going to be a zombie – or a Jehovah's Witness," Noah said during Wednesday's episode of "The Daily Show."
"There's no one to root for in a Trump vs. Bolton fight. They're both megalomaniac sociopaths looking out for themselves," Meyers joked.
"Defunding the police absolutely does not mean that we eliminate all cops and just succumb to the purge," John Oliver explained Sunday on "Last Week Tonight."
"When a man like Donald Trump uses the word 'thugs', you know exactly what it's code for," John Oliver said on "Last Week Tonight" on Sunday.
"I don't want to jinx myself, but I'll tell you why: The American people, they fully understand what's at stake here," the former Vice President said during an appearance on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" on Thursday.
'The Masked Singer' judge showed off the newest member of his family, a Golden Doodle named Mocha, while chatting with James Corden on Wednesday night.
"Fred was always funny," Kimmel said during his Monday show. "He was more than funny. He had a light inside of him."
"Dr. Tan-hattann, of course, was watching Dr. Bright on TV and he stopped on the lawn this morning to yell about him," Jimmy Kimmel said during his latest show.
"I guess it just comes down to who you believe: the doctor, who's one of the world's leading experts on infectious disease, or our personal pan president," Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday.
"I would like the vice president—since he asked me to apologize—to ask his boss, who lies every time there isn't a McNugget in his mouth, to apologize for the following perversions of decency and democracy," Jimmy Kimmel said.
The NBC show will conclude its 45th season airing only 18 episodes opposed to the originally scheduled 21.