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Members Jisoo, Jennie, Rosé, and Lisa will be unveiling their new single "How You Like That" on the show.

"You made the classic zombie-movie mistake. When you are in the house, and someone knocks on the door, you don't let that person in. It's going to be a zombie – or a Jehovah's Witness," Noah said during Wednesday's episode of "The Daily Show."

"Defunding the police absolutely does not mean that we eliminate all cops and just succumb to the purge," John Oliver explained Sunday on "Last Week Tonight."

"When a man like Donald Trump uses the word 'thugs', you know exactly what it's code for," John Oliver said on "Last Week Tonight" on Sunday.

"I don't want to jinx myself, but I'll tell you why: The American people, they fully understand what's at stake here," the former Vice President said during an appearance on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" on Thursday.

'The Masked Singer' judge showed off the newest member of his family, a Golden Doodle named Mocha, while chatting with James Corden on Wednesday night.

"Fred was always funny," Kimmel said during his Monday show. "He was more than funny. He had a light inside of him."

"Dr. Tan-hattann, of course, was watching Dr. Bright on TV and he stopped on the lawn this morning to yell about him," Jimmy Kimmel said during his latest show.

"Republicans are desperate to reopen the economy because if they don't they'll have to do the unthinkable: give money to someone other than rich people," Stephen Colbert said on "The Late Show" on Wednesday.

"I guess it just comes down to who you believe: the doctor, who's one of the world's leading experts on infectious disease, or our personal pan president," Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday.

"I would like the vice president—since he asked me to apologize—to ask his boss, who lies every time there isn't a McNugget in his mouth, to apologize for the following perversions of decency and democracy," Jimmy Kimmel said.

"This is not a Democratic or Republican issue. The virus does not discriminate. You have Democrats dying, you have Republicans dying. It's not a red-state, blue-state issue," New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said on 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' Thursday.

Stephen Colbert thought Governor Andrew Cuomo's hot take on the value of human life was a "refreshing contrast" to President Donald Trump's position.

"How about liberating the scientists, letting the CDC hold a press conference of their own every day or the National Institute of Health?" CNN's Anderson Cooper said during his appearance on "The Late Show" on Monday night.

"Obviously we wish we could've announced it on our own terms, but we're very excited and happy and grateful for everyone's well wishes and support," Gigi Hadid told Jimmy Fallon during her appearance on 'The Tonight Show' Thursday.

"He didn't want to wear a mask because he wanted to look them in the eye and say thank you. What kind of mask was he planning to wear? Spider-Man?" Kimmel asked on his late-night show.

"He'd be yelling at some reporter and saying, 'This is why I know about the aliens and you don't!'" Kimmel said during his quarantined monologue on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on Tuesday.

"Dr. Donald Jingleheimer Trump spent the weekend trying to pretend he wasn't really suggesting we should inject disinfectants into our bodies. He claimed he was being sarcastic," Jimmy Kimmel said on his late-night show on Monday.

"We're in the middle of a pandemic and Trump's people are scrambling like they're on an Andy Cohen reunion show," Trevor Noah said on "The Daily Show" on Thursday night.

"You can tweet all you want, but it's hard to capture people's hearts and minds when they're worried about their hearts and lungs," Stephen Colbert said on "The Late Show" on Wednesday.

"I think we're going to be a different people," Michael Moore said on "The Late Show" on Tuesday. "We're never going to think that anybody should have to work for $7.25 an hour. I think that's gone."

"You know, Trump talks about cabin fever like it's an actual illness," Trevor Noah said before getting into his Trump impersonation: "'This cabin fever, one of the worst outbreaks we've ever had. Even worse than that disease from the '70s: disco fever.'"

The president told governors they could start reopening states by May 1 if they wanted to, but some late-night hosts (and health experts) thought that was too soon.

"Folks, if you watch the show you know I criticize Donald Trump a lot, but with this coronavirus gripping this nation, I realized I don't do it enough. And I blame myself—a sentence Donald Trump has never said," Colbert said during Wednesday's at-home edition of 'The Late Show.'

"He was almost foaming at the mouth. He was huffing and puffing so much you'd think he'd just done a sit up. He's very upset," Jimmy Kimmel said during his minilogue from home on Tuesday.

"So get ready for new director of allergy and infectious disease, Kid Rock," Stephen Colbert said on 'The Late Show' on Monday night.

"Yesterday Dr. [Anthony] Fauci said he doesn't think that we should ever shake hands again, which will be weird when every job interview starts with an awkward chest bump," Jimmy Fallon said on his show on Thursday.

In his first major interview since suspending his presidential campaign, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders said he hoped to work with former Vice President Joe Biden and "move him in a more progressive direction."

Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel berated the president for pushing "lupus pills and fishtanks chemicals" at every press conference he holds.

"Well, of course, Trump is the guy saying he doesn't want to wear protection," Stephen Colbert said of the president on "The Late Show" on Monday.