There is a silver lining for the bearded folks: Young people are far more likely to dig facial hair.
"America has changed completely. The patriarchy is gone. Women are winning. Men are failing."
Their family still hopes to find them alive.
"A hard and rigid erection is not enough to explain men functioning," scientists said.
"Our concerns are different from other girls…Our concern is to raise the flag over the shadow of our swords."
If the same rate of degeneration continues, the Y chromosome has just 4.6 million years left before it disappears completely.
More than 400 couples will be involved in the trial, expected to take place in several different countries.
Are men wimps or do they have an inferior immune system?
Symptoms include fatigue, muscle weakness, fever, sinus congestion, burning eyes and incoherent speech.
"You've made a woman feel unsafe and/or disrespected. Please learn to take no for an answer."
"I don't cast films according to Harvey Weinstein's erection," Michael Caton-Jones said he told the press at the time.
"We will stop normalizing these horrific situations," Lawrence said.
Trump's "locker room talk" could come straight out of the middle ages.
"They are like a guy girlfriend."
We've fawned over their bromance, but they're each more focused on flexing their feminism and encouraging other boys and men to do the same.
The PRRI poll also showed sharp differences among Democrats and Republicans on the issue of removing Trump from office.