The mom joked her daughter "just totally leveled up the bathing experience."
The troopers were investigating a suspect for aggravated assault and battery, but they did not expect his parents to put up such a fight.
"Unfortunately you're going to need to get used to this. My SEN child never got party invitations," one user said.
The Duchess of Sussex sent a letter praising the "endless hours of dedication" of a grassroots gun control movement led by American moms.
"I (stupidly now I realize) just expected my mom to offer to care for my baby multiple days a week," the mom-to-be said.
"Protect this precious woman at all costs." TikTok couldn't get enough of Abbie's mom and her adorable reaction to her surprise birthday countdown.
"We need these new babysitters as soon as absolutely possible," the post pleaded.
"The moment you realize the day isn't about you," the brother captioned the now-viral video.
"Now her kids are jealous and hurt that their cousins have cool paintings in their rooms or get to do xyz and they don't," the aunt explained.
According to the mom, the neighbor threatened to call CPS after she refused to give her spare breast milk amid the current formula shortage.
Legally, "if you want your stepchildren to inherit from you, you must specifically name them as beneficiaries."
"Maybe it's awful of me but I don't see myself as a mother to a child with the names he's picked," the pregnant woman said.
Both the Food and Drug Administration and the American Academy of Pediatrics have warned parents not to attempt making their own baby formula at home.
"I was expecting him to at least take us on holiday but he hasn't mentioned it," the spouse said.
"I have to explain to her that she's got the name mixed up and that chlamydia is an STD not a figure from Greek mythology," the friend said.
"I said that she has two grandkids, because I have two children," the dad wrote in a viral Reddit post about why he took his mother to a hospice.
The woman's employer became "desperate" when she told him she was leaving for a job with double the salary and benefits—despite underpaying her for 10 years.
"I once traveled last minute in an emergency and no one was willing to move seats," the parent admitted.
"I told him that their dad dying doesn't make them better people," the teen wrote.
When Caitlin Okaley heard her goose squawking for help, she ran outside wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and the baby feeding on her breast.
"This is our basic lunch order. If I'm ordering dinner I'll add on extra burgers and nuggets," the mom said.
"The name is hideous in my opinion and I'm not lumbering that on my child," the mom fumed.
Redditors wasted no time in giving the mother a lesson in parenting.
"My mom looked guilty about it until she finally admitted they used some of what my dad left me to buy the house," the teenager said.
"Even though my two babies keep me busy these days, she still reminds me that a dog's love is unconditional," the mom said.
"She had an inheritance from my grandparents & didn't give me a penny of that," their adult child raged.
The little girl devised a menu featuring water, apple juice and even candy.
"The part I felt was rude was to decide they weren't coming but not to send a quick text to let us know," the bride fumed.
The mom was planning to pump before her five-hour flight, she said, but was stopped by two male TSA agents.