The suspects allegedly strangled the victim until he lost consciousness before making off with his pants, which contained $10,000 cash, according to police.
Merle Groenewald, 58, alleges she was hurt when a "sexy fireman" threw his pants into the crowd.
But some restrictions still apply to when women missionaries can wear pants.
"Too bad it wasn't a hot sandwich—that would have provided instant karma to the pilferer," police said.
Ninety-one-year-old John Dingell said he hadn't planned on buying a copy.
Kai Xu, 27, of Windsor, Ontario pleaded guilty to six smuggling charges in U.S. District Court in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
The "Gucci addict" is taking a step toward recovery by putting around 150 items on the virtual auction block.