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Stormy Daniels Was Eyeing A Senate Run

"In one movie, I did play a Secret Service agent marooned on an island controlled by North Korea. I butt heads with dictator Kim Jong-il and come out on top," she said of her aptitude for the job.

Hawaiians Stopped Watching Porn After Missile Threat

"Based on real-time, per-minute page views and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, our statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07 a.m. immediately after the warning was sent out," Pornhub said.

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