"I have been feeling down lately and thought that maybe a birthday cake would uplift my mood," the man wrote.
Matters were made worse when one Redditor revealed the discovery could have far more disturbing connotations.
One person wrote: "This is a great example of why you need to know your partner and what they want BEFORE trying a public proposal."
The hotly-disputed list prompted one person to ask: "What happened to gender equality?"
Will Smith revealed that his non-monogamous marriage to Jada Pinkett Smith has given them "trust and freedom." Here are some of the other potential benefits.
"After 17 years together, Miguel and Nazanin Mandi have decided to separate and have been for some time now," the couple's rep confirmed.
Dua Lipa, who is dating Anwar Hadid, has close friendships with his famous sisters.
After falling for co-star Jacob Elordi while filming "The Kissing Booth," Joey King vowed to never date another actor again.
Paxton's remark prompted speculation the pandemic, criminal probes and Donald Trump had gotten between the two Texas Republicans.
The last time James and Kirkconnell were seen together was on the "After the Final Rose" finale special of "The Bachelor."
After discovering that her boyfriend was cheating with three different women, a TikToker decided to shove it all in his face and glue incriminating texts and pictures to his bedroom wall.
Our wedding was wonderful. Florence wrote her own vows and I play the box accordion so I sang her my vows.
December 23 seemed like any other day; I popped my head in to check on Mom and she was sleeping. After another hour or so, I went back into Mom's room and realized that she wasn't going to wake up.
The former Bloomberg writer has poured her heart out about the details of her relationship with the controversial "Pharma Bro."
"We are the last line of defense against this radical leftist agenda that the Democrats are trying to perpetrate on America," Perdue said this week.
Christopher Scalia said that his father, the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, put an emphasis on his friendship with his colleague Ruth Bader Ginsburg, even though the two differed on so many viewpoints.
As per Urban Dictionary, Simptember is "is an annual month-long observance month in September designed to appreciate simps for protecting women and honor them for continuing their hard work despite all the bullying."
Open relationship rumors have surrounded the Smiths for years, and new allegations from singer August Alsina are just the latest.
He's asking for $24 each night she spends.
He also warned that there could be between 100,000-200,000 deaths in the U.S. from the disease.
"It is MY past. It is MY life. It is MY choice," he wrote on his Instagram account.
"We could leave the Christmas lights up 'til January. This is our place, we make the rules."
" I can no longer support Nick and his actions. NO ONE deserves to feel second in a relationship."
The film's prequel made it onto the comedy podcast "How Did This Get Made?"
"These candidates are so desperate for headlines they're going to the nth degree," Fox & Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade said.
Fox & Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade dramatically referred to President Donald Trump's "reign" and how it will be marked by the construction of a southern border wall.
"Are you 100 percent sure that he is going to ask you to marry him?"
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau didn't take the easy cue to insult Trump after a man at a town hall offered him some "relationship advice" about dealing with the president.