"Another false statement case? God almighty," the president's lead lawyer said in response to the arrest of longtime Trump associate Roger Stone.
"Calling out a man's father-in-law and wife in order to intimidate the witness is not fair game," Lanny Davis said.
Stormy Daniels and her attorney Michael Avenatti criticized Cohen for postponing his plan to testify before congress next month.
"Hope heaven doesn't have a travel ban," one mocked-up gravestone read.
The president's lawyer gave bizarre answers while discussing the recent BuzzFeed report alleging that the president directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress.
"It goes something like this, 'If you don't go easy on Flynn, I'll break your kneecaps," the lawyer and former New York City mayor said.
"There is no reason for the witches to be offended," Rudy Giuliani tweeted, "because Witch Hunt derives from, for example, the Salem Witch Hunts where people were executed unjustly."
"Rudy Giuliani is probably the most consistently inconsistent person," Katie Phang said.
"Sounds like Donald Trump knows plenty about campaign finance," the CNN anchor quipped this week.
Legal scholar says Michael Flynn, Trump's former national security adviser, deserves leniency during his sentencing on Tuesday.
"We are living in strange times." Melissa Murray said. "This is insanity."
"You're moving shells around on me," Fox News host Chris Wallace told Giuliani. "Either it happened it or didn't happen."
"The only reason they think I did it is because they continually did it because they're a bunch of scumbag liars," the president's lawyer said.
Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh earned second place with his defense of his high school drinking habits.
In an op-ed, published Thursday by Fox News, Napolitano sets out views that directly contradict those of Giuliani's.
But the veep doesn't get credit because he doesn't lie "like a fugitive who's being chased by a pack of police dogs," the comedian said.
"You better lawyer up, buddy! And somebody better than Rudy Giuliani, too," the host joked this week.
"Robert Mueller is getting under his skin," Lemon said.
Legal analysts questioned the unusual arrangement between President Donald Trump's legal team and lawyers for Paul Manafort and said it could have serious consequences for those involved.
Rudy Giuliani, one of President Donald Trump's attorneys, said indicted former campaign chairman Paul Manafort authorized his lawyers to talk about the Mueller probe.