"Imagine that: you take part in one little insurrection to overthrow the United States government and suddenly you can't communicate, you can't fly on an airplane," Meyers said on Tuesday night.
"I mean, how dare you salaciously gossip about this woman after she 'Be Best' for you!'" Meyers joked on Monday's installment of "Late Night with Seth Meyers."
"The reason Biden didn't need big rallies is because people weren't going to vote for him, they were going to vote against you," said the comedian and late-night host.
"Remember how everyone made fun of Hillary Clinton for taking a walk in the woods once after she lost? Trump's going to have to live in the woods," Meyers said.
"There's no one to root for in a Trump vs. Bolton fight. They're both megalomaniac sociopaths looking out for themselves," Meyers joked.
Plus Demi Lovato and Jimmy Fallon painted portraits of each other while Elizabeth Warren tells Seth Meyers how she would have tackled coronavirus.
"What we're not talking about right now, Seth, is that if you're making 14 bucks an hour, 12 bucks an hour and that check stops coming in, which is the case, how are you going to feed your family? How are you going to pay the rent?" Bernie Sanders said during a Monday appearance.
You'll want to watch Jimmy Kimmel interview Bill Burr from the safety of his vehicle.
The hosts held no bars while ripping on the coronavirus pandemic on Wednesday.
New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who has endorsed Senator Bernie Sanders, said she would back Joe Biden if he wins the nomination and wants others to do the same regardless of who wins.
Trump has said "foistered" at least three times in one week.
Meyers' "Lobby Baby" special will have a button to skip political jokes.
Republicans breached the House's specially designed room for intelligence security while Pentagon official Laura Cooper was testifying in front of the Democrat-led inquiry yesterday.
The Star Trek actor and political activist told Late Night with Seth Meyers there were parallels with what is happening on the U.S. border with his experience in World War Two.
Cory Booker said despite President Donald Trump being an "elderly, out-of-shape man," Democrats are in a "moral moment" and can't stoop to his level of pithy name-calling and "body-shaming."
Rashida Tlaib tried to end the backlash against her comments about the Holocaust while appearing on "Late Night With Seth Meyers."
"You're asking her to be careful about her language and I'd ask everyone to be careful about theirs," Meyers said.
"I can't take more...more re-dac-tions."
President gave his predictions for The Masters during a break in a meeting with a South Korean delegation at the White House.
"I'm sorry, but you are the last person who should call anyone else the husband from hell," Meyers joked.
The comedian blasted the president for flip-flopping over his flagship U.S.-Mexico border wall proposal.
President Donald Trump answers questions about Russia, his children, the wall, and his penis during the mocked-up press conference on "Late Night With Seth Meyers."
The comedian said the U.S. government shutdown is a "self-inflicted crisis" caused by an "incompetent and unhinged" president.
"She looks like Neo from 'The Matrix' if he shopped at Talbots," the comedian said.
"The FBI is going to bust into a cabin in Montana and find Trump with a Unabomber beard surrounded by Burger King wrappers," the comedian quipped.
TV host believes president would stop thinking flipping "ought to be illegal" if he was ever arrested.