"She looks like Neo from 'The Matrix' if he shopped at Talbots," the comedian said.
"The FBI is going to bust into a cabin in Montana and find Trump with a Unabomber beard surrounded by Burger King wrappers," the comedian quipped.
TV host believes president would stop thinking flipping "ought to be illegal" if he was ever arrested.
But the veep doesn't get credit because he doesn't lie "like a fugitive who's being chased by a pack of police dogs," the comedian said.
The president always looks like "he just got kicked in the nuts," the comedian added.
Seth Meyers tore into President Donald Trump's relationship with Fox News host Sean Hannity on Wednesday's "Late Night With Seth Meyers."
"You know an idea is popular when even Fox News can't make it sound bad," the comedian said.
Fox Business Network host Lou Dobbs made a strange noise when he tried to say Huixtla during his show.
The TV host said the president was talking about Puerto Rico "like it's Skull Island."
She'd make President Donald Trump "figure out narcissism is her least favorite sin."
Just about every late-night host had a field day with the Trump-Putin summit and news conference.
"Benedict Arnold is one of my favorite breakfasts," Meyers reads from a book he jokes is written by Trump.
"It went great and every single person loved it. Across the board."
"I pitched him an idea that he weirdly didn't want to do," Colin Jost said.
"There are stories that need to get out."
Just what is "Executive Time" anyway?
So much for "no Trump jokes."
Unlike last year, NBC will, in fact, be live streaming the Golden Globes online (for those with a cable login).
"Then he'll pack his shit, and get out of our lives forever!" rejoiced the Late Night host.