Seth Meyers

"She looks like Neo from 'The Matrix' if he shopped at Talbots," the comedian said.

"The FBI is going to bust into a cabin in Montana and find Trump with a Unabomber beard surrounded by Burger King wrappers," the comedian quipped.

TV host believes president would stop thinking flipping "ought to be illegal" if he was ever arrested.

But the veep doesn't get credit because he doesn't lie "like a fugitive who's being chased by a pack of police dogs," the comedian said.

The president always looks like "he just got kicked in the nuts," the comedian added.

Seth Meyers tore into President Donald Trump's relationship with Fox News host Sean Hannity on Wednesday's "Late Night With Seth Meyers."

Meyers said Trump makes up "fantastical lies" because they're "easier to swallow than reality."

"You know an idea is popular when even Fox News can't make it sound bad," the comedian said.

"Just do your job as a citizen."

Fox Business Network host Lou Dobbs made a strange noise when he tried to say Huixtla during his show.

The comedian didn't hold back.

The TV host said the president was talking about Puerto Rico "like it's Skull Island."

She'd make President Donald Trump "figure out narcissism is her least favorite sin."

Just about every late-night host had a field day with the Trump-Putin summit and news conference.

"Benedict Arnold is one of my favorite breakfasts," Meyers reads from a book he jokes is written by Trump.

"It went great and every single person loved it. Across the board."

"[Trump] turned himself into an object of ridicule," Meyers said.

"So just know that when you call her filthy, you are right. She is filthy. And she is mean, which is what we love about her," said Meyers on his Monday night show.

The first lady's White House role is "insulting to women," according to Mika Brzezinski.

Meyers blasted the "self-proclaimed defenders of morality" siding with Trump.

"I pitched him an idea that he weirdly didn't want to do," Colin Jost said.

The comedian said the president was filled with self-doubt.

"There are stories that need to get out."

Just what is "Executive Time" anyway?

So much for "no Trump jokes."

"A special hello to hosts of other upcoming award shows who are watching me tonight like the first dog they shot into outer space."

Unlike last year, NBC will, in fact, be live streaming the Golden Globes online (for those with a cable login).

"Then he'll pack his shit, and get out of our lives forever!" rejoiced the Late Night host.

One year after losing presidential bid, Clinton is ready to laugh.

'Late Night' host Seth Meyers tackles Harvey Weinstein, Donald Trump and a culture of systemic misogyny and male entitlement.