Toilet

Toilet paper has been in short supply around the world as panicked shoppers hoard the product due to the coronavirus pandemic, prompting some to go to criminal lengths to acquire the coveted item.

An inventor is facing criticism for his proposed toilet design that would force people to go to the bathroom faster.

Rising sea levels could compromise as many as 60 million septic systems in the United States alone, making toilets unable to flush waste.

Keith Mounts, 46, was detained on August 24 at approximately 8 p.m. by officers from the Pasco Sheriff's Office after allegedly threatening to "chop" another individual at his Hudson home.

"We got out of bed and came over here, and the toilet was laying on the floor," said MaryLou Ward.

Dozens of toilet-clogging incidents have been reported in the last three years.

A blimp of the president and a giant model of Trump tweeting on the toilet have loomed over the protests.

Luckily, the snake was not venomous.

Police say the bullet tore through several walls at the property.

Dave Toliver faces a felony charge of criminal damage to property.

"He who laughs last laughs longest," warned the President's son.

A remarkably similar incident occurred in 2014, when two people died while attempting to retrieve a cellphone dropped in a cesspit.

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The Tokyo waterworks bureau noted a 24 percent increase in water use during the Japan-Colombia match.

Sudden high-speed winds in Commerce City, Colorado, knocked down tents and blew port-a-potties throughout the sky in video that has since spread rapidly across social media.

"Now that is Texas Tough," one Facebook user commented

Kim won't be using the facilities in the five-star luxury hotel where he's staying.

Alfred Keating was the most senior member of New Zealand's armed forces in the U.S. before his resignation last month.

Astronauts on the International Space Station do not even have sinks because of the way water behaves in microgravity.

"The toilet issue is no small thing," Xi said. "It's an important aspect of building civilized cities and countryside."

"How can somebody do that to a child?"

"Why do this? I do not know, but if you help us find the person, I will tell you."

The government has reassured shoppers there is no shortage of supply.

The 18-karat sold gold throne already has a year of use under its seat.

Over the past few years, China has upgraded restrooms at tourist sites, where many foreigners have been put off by the dirty conditions and pit toilets.

Religious reforms, in this case, is a euphemism for quite literally defecating on the holy places one wishes to drive out of business.

As most airlines operate as oligopolies, true consumer choice is an illusion.

Both men were stripped of their military ranks.

Portraits of Putin adorn the walls, while NATO-leaders are left in the toilet.

Today, it is next to impossible to find a large-tank toilet in the United States.