To take the job, former Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach has demanded weekends off, a private jet and "walk-in" access to the Oval Office, among other conditions.
"There's almost nobody in the W.H. but me, and I do have a plan," the president tweeted on Saturday.
Kelly also reportedly blames the couple for changing the president's mind at the last minute.
The former chief strategist reportedly had some unkind words for the president.
The Chinese ambassador during previous administrations was received at the White House with a group of China experts and note-takers.
Sorkin suggested that the president is suffering from an "observable psychiatric disorder."
It is not yet clear if the president intends to lower the axe or if he is merely attempting to improve the performance of key players on his team.
You can see President Josiah Bartlet's inauguration on "The West Wing," or Frank Underwood sliming his way into the presidency on "House of Cards."
Cameron hummed a tune to himself after formally announcing his resignation.