On Twitter's 10th Birthday, Let's Look at the 10 Best Tweets of All Time

Twitter has now existed for 10 years. Happy birthday, Twitter!
During its decade of existence, at least 10 or 15 good tweets have sprung into existence. Who knows, maybe even 25. The point is, some tweets are good, but most are not.
We rounded up the 10 best tweets of all time, taking into account humor, news value, weirdness and general memorability. They appear below, in no order whatsoever. (Some of them appear as screenshots because the original tweets have since been deleted.)
Here's to at least 10 more good tweets in the next 10 years.
1.
I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry.
— Cher (@cher) April 23, 2012
It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye
2.
Everything happens so much
— Horse ebooks (@Horse_ebooks) June 28, 2012
3.
Commercial for Twitter dot com:
— sadvil (@sadvil) June 11, 2013
*man yells nonsense out his window*
Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?
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5.
*Herzog Voice* You know what I like about high school girls? I get older, they do too. We walk together on this forced march towards death.
— Glenn Loury 2.0 Darker, Gayer, Different (@justabloodygame) October 15, 2014
6.
please show some respect during this difficult time between birth and death
— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi) September 15, 2015
7.
Ok, you assholes, I'm only gonna say this one more time: it's not a botched circumcision, it's a parrot bite! Now can we plz move on?
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) August 30, 2014
8.
lol pic.twitter.com/nbnjLNGe3t
— Jeremy Barr (@jeremymbarr) February 19, 2015
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10.
Food $200
— wint (@dril) September 29, 2013
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Honorable mention:
I want to die.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2012