This Week in Naked News

Marisa Tomei: A poll names her topless turn in "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" best nude scene of the year.

Brad Pitt: Says he'll never act nude again, now that he's a dad. Perhaps he should have a talk with Angelina ("Beowulf") Jolie.

Danny Bonaduce: Hoping to counteract, um, underwhelming shots on the Web, he's talking about a coed Penthouse spread.

Norman Mailer: His last novel, "The Castle in the Forest," received the Bad Sex in Fiction Award. If only he were still here to accept it.