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Clinton + Self-mocking tape had longer legs than "Seinfeld" finale. Even enemies say they'll miss him. Gore - Polls show he's down in Democratic strongholds. Makes Dukakis look warm. Bush = NRA video brags it will "work out of his office." Next: Charlton Heston in "West Wing." The Internet - Repeat after me: Do not open attachments. Got that, NSA, Pentagon? Time Warner - Could blow AOL deal, thanks to greedy cutoff of ABC. Paging Joel Klein. K. Derby + Fusaichi Pegasus breaks 21-year curse of the favorite. CW too zonked on mint j's to notice.