The shell reportedly got "lodged inside his rectum," and he "sought medical assistance after realizing he couldn't get it out."
"We normally don't get this brand, but we were at Target and we needed dog food, so we grabbed it," the TikToker said.
"I was never taught to drive, and it's not really necessary because I can Uber, take the bus, or my girlfriend can drive," he wrote.
"If my change was thrown on the ground in front of me I'd have something to say, too," said one commenter.
"They were all having fun and then when this lady said, 'Oh my God,' and I turn around to look, they're fighting on the right side," said Sandra Bermudez.
"Do you remember that first movie where all the heroes were together and they had that one building downtown that was branded?" asks Dan Povenmire.
"[O]ne of the most obvious ways to spot a good baguette is to look for a flat back vs. a dotted back," the TikToker said.
"Did you try to bake the pie and self-clean the oven at the same time?" asked one Facebook commenter.
An official investigation has been launched and the officer has been placed on "administrative duty assignment," said the department.
"My husband forgot to zip-tie Santa's hand to WAVE. And now it's obscene," the video's text overlay said.
"I'm so glad I opened the comments and [found] that I'm not the only one who found this weirdly attractive," one commenter said.
"Christmas is coming, and here is a sure fire way to ensure your little darlings [are] behaving proper," TikTok user Bennyg7070 suggested in the comments.
"My brother dropped an album, quit his job to be a rockstar, and just told my mom at family Thanksgiving dinner," the video's text overlay alleges.
"Kendall said it's okay, Kendall said it's quite alright," one commenter joked about the "revealing" dress.
The Redditor's sister claimed it was "weird" for the Redditor and her girlfriend to visit Disneyland Paris without kids.
"There should be rules of conduct at the gym. This type of verbal abuse should get him kicked out," said one commenter.
The Redditor explained that their sister "has struggled with infertility problems for years" and is also "extremely against infant adoption."
"She would say things like 'you would look good in that' or 'I wish I could find someone like you,'" the man wrote.
"He was too embarrassed to be seen with me in this outfit, so he sent me home in an Uber and went to the opening without me," the video's text overlay reads.
Inside and open door in a stall, a piece of notebook paper with the word "enter" and an arrow was written in marker.
"When you can't get dropped off to your wedding ceremony in your limo because of the protests right outside of your venue," the video's text overlay reads.
The Redditor explained that her husband "was raised to always finish his meal."
"I don't want to be friends with a woman that screws around with married men," the Redditor explained.
"I felt bad but I couldn't do anything about it so felt it better to pretend it wasn't happening and hope it got better," the mother wrote.
The encounter took place shortly after a fishing crew pulled the huge shark aboard their fishing vessel.
u/FinalBlackberry told her fiancé to hire a caterer, but that suggestion didn't go over well.
"To practice, I set up pogo sticks figuring out the width of a car. Training for this record was way harder than actually doing it," said Tyler Phillips.
"Wow I'm so mad, I literally noticed when I was putting my clothes back on," reads the video's text overlay.
Their father added a stipulation to his will, which states that his estate can only be divided among his biological children. Only the Redditor knows this.
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